| It has been so cold, that when hot coffee sloshed | | | | fuel, the sound of roaring engines, and the taste |
| out of my insulated mug, while I was sliding to my | | | | of greasy food will really turn her on. |
| truck, it formed ice crystals before it hit the | | | | Did you think I was serious? It might work on |
| sidewalk. | | | | some women I know, but probably not on most. |
| As cold as it is, I realize time goes so fast, before | | | | Seriously, send her a floral arrangement with her |
| you know it, spring will be here; time when a | | | | birth flower as part of the bouquet. Then make |
| young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love. | | | | reservations at a B&B (bed and breakfast) in |
| S-o-o-o, let's talk about something creative for | | | | the country for the weekend. Make sure they |
| Valentine's Day. | | | | have a bottle of champagne and a box of her |
| I have some great ideas that will please your | | | | favorite chocolates on a table in your room. In |
| sweetie on February 14th: | | | | addition, make reservations for dinner at a |
| - Go to the local 7-11 and buy a six-pack of your | | | | four-star restaurant in the area. |
| favorite beer to share with your spouse | | | | The weekend will be relaxing and enjoyable for |
| significant other. | | | | both of you. When you get home, her flowers will |
| - Take her ice fishing. She has to supply the bait. | | | | be there to remind you both of the great |
| Worms are good. | | | | relationship you have. |
| - Invite her to an indoor tractor pull and then take | | | | Congratulations, you just made a happy memory. |
| her to McDonald's for dinner. The smell of diesel | | | | Happy Valentine's Day! |