| Mistresses can be very difficult to get rid of after | | | | measly diamond bracelet and a golden handshake. |
| the novelty of the grand passion has worn off. | | | | It also seems deeply unfair that when a marriage |
| The initial mutual attraction is always tarnished by | | | | breaks up, wifey-poo gets half the house, the car, |
| time and familiarity and tedium eventually sets in | | | | the business etc, while a mistress who has |
| with all the inevitable and unpleasant side effects. | | | | provided acres more love and respect gets |
| Men have proved themselves in general to be less | | | | nothing but a small gift of acknowledgement and |
| than intelligent when trying to deal with extricating | | | | the knowing smiles of all the friends who told her |
| themselves from an unwanted relationship. Often | | | | he would never leave his wife. |
| it is better to lay your cards on the table and | | | | The nightmare of men since time began is, of |
| state, as tactfully but plainly as possible, that you | | | | course, the mistress who steadfastly refuses to |
| want out. Sometimes, this formula works, but | | | | leave no matter what. In these circumstances |
| sometimes the business like and forthright | | | | men are rarely able to see the dilemma in its true |
| attitude offends the other party and makes her | | | | perspective, fearing for their own domestic |
| feel like a discarded slipper. | | | | security and often regretting their foolishness. The |
| A favourite get out method seems to be to | | | | truth is of course that most often the mistress is |
| ignore the situation, hoping it will go away by itself. | | | | genuinely in love, believes herself to be shoddily |
| Discarded mistresses rarely have a sense of | | | | treated by the man and hopes he will change his |
| humour when it comes to being off loaded like | | | | mind over time. In the process of hanging on, |
| last year's Porsche so this system of terminating | | | | hoping for a change of heart, she damages |
| an affair is not to be recommended. Better to | | | | irreparably her chances of being able to leave the |
| face the music now rather than try to deal with a | | | | relationship in a dignified manner. Such ladies |
| crescendo later on. Another disadvantage to this | | | | always regret their clinging behaviour later on, |
| method is that the lady has the long periods of | | | | wishing they had walked away with some pride. |
| your silence in which to plot mischief and revenge | | | | One lady who was determined to return all the |
| and you can hardly blame her when she is being | | | | gifts her lover had bestowed on her over some |
| treated so shabbily by the prince of her dreams. | | | | years, had to hire a furniture delivery vehicle to |
| An expensive parting gift is always a good way | | | | accommodate them all and later bitterly regretted |
| forward in these situations. Better to avoid a gift | | | | causing such a humiliating spectacle when the |
| with romantic implications but something | | | | man's wife had to sign for hundreds of unwanted |
| thoughtful which shows how much you have | | | | items. She said she felt tainted by the ensuing fall |
| appreciated the lady's affections. I suggest the | | | | out and now wishes she had spent a few weeks |
| gift should be expensive not to appeal to the | | | | cooling down before committing herself to such a |
| lady's grasping nature but to limit the possibility of | | | | drastic gesture. |
| it being thrown, in any direction but more | | | | Time is the secret of recovery of course. The |
| particularly at the donor. | | | | age of the persons involved is also a factor to be |
| The amount of sensitivity shown at these times | | | | considered. An older mistress is far more likely to |
| should certainly be appropriate to the number of | | | | be heartbroken when the relationship ends than |
| weeks/months/years of association. It hardly | | | | her younger counterpart. |
| seems fair after twenty years extra marital | | | | Perhaps the best policy is not to play around in |
| harmony to be sent down the road with a | | | | the first place. |