| Mothers Day is coming up, and that means you | | | | receive it almost instantly after you press 'send,' |
| need to start thinking of a way to celebrate. | | | | so you can get it to her inbox before she notices |
| What do you plan on doing? Breakfast in bed, all | | | | that you forgot, as long as she doesn't check the |
| the cooking and cleaning for the whole day, | | | | date and time of arrival. |
| waiting on her hand and food...ok, but you are still | | | | Now it's time for you to take her out for lunch. |
| not off the hook. These things are already | | | | Hopefully you remembered to make that |
| expected, after all. You're going to need some | | | | reservation, and that you included your |
| new Mothers Day ideas. | | | | grandmother as well, because she is indeed a |
| Start your Mothers Day off right with Mothers | | | | mother, and if it wasn't for her, your mother |
| Day gifts and the whole breakfast in bed thing. | | | | wouldn't be there. So it's like double appreciation. |
| Once that's over with, you better start cleaning | | | | Once you're finished with lunch, you need to think |
| the house if you didn't already do it at four a.m. | | | | of some things to do before you take her out to |
| that morning. | | | | dinner. You can mark greeting cards off the list |
| Remember, house cleaning includes all of the | | | | because you sent Mothers Day cards to her |
| chores as well as cleaning every single room; you | | | | email. Now think...did you write any Mothers Day |
| need to do the things that even your mother | | | | poems? |
| doesn't normally do. Groom all of your pets as | | | | You should take her to the movies and all that |
| well, if you have any; walk the dogs, change the | | | | jazz, where you will happily sit through whatever |
| litter box, polish the shell, clean the tank, and all | | | | middle aged movie she wants to see. Then you |
| those wonderful things that come with the | | | | can go around the mall and browse through the |
| animals. | | | | various Tupperware stores, but not to buy...just |
| By the time you have finished if will more than | | | | to look. Don't worry, you will get through this, and |
| likely be time for lunch, and your mom may have | | | | before you know it, it will be time for the grand |
| decided that this is a suitable time for getting out | | | | finale: Dinner. |
| of bed. If she is like most people, she will probably | | | | You have, of course, saved the best for last. |
| be checking her email first thing. This is usually | | | | Everybody loves a good steak house once in |
| when you remember that you and your siblings | | | | awhile, and you're going for the Filet Mignon even |
| forgot to send greeting cards. | | | | if it breaks your wallet in half. It's only one day |
| Fortunately you can send Mothers Day ecards | | | | out of the year that you need to go all out like |
| from one of the many free online ecard websites | | | | this, so you had better make it worth her while. |
| out there. They are easy to use and she will | | | | |